PJSaltan wanted to retire. Just get a_way_ from it all and live a solemn life in a million dollar mansion in the woods. But they stole his car. Or kidnapped his daughter (again). Or…what made Anakin so pissed again? Sand? Everyone knows salt is way more coarse than sand. #AnakinIsASnowflake
Whatever, what’s important is: PJSALTAN IS BACK! The funniest, trolliest, smack talking-ist, and surprise-fest-ing-ist (?) competition of the very best livestreamers from the Twitch universe will once again grace the stages of PAX East, PAX West, and TwitchCon in 2017.
16 competitors at East and 16 at West play super top secret games head to head. This is so super serious. The 4 finalists from each move on to TwitchCon to battle it out on the longest beach in the world! (Anakin would totally hate it.)
PAX East leg commences on Sunday, March 12, from 10am — 1pm ET.
Speaking of retirement, the one and only djWHEAT, the Dick Clark of the Internet, will host this grand affair with the glamorous, radiant, coruscant Anna Prosser Robinson (#ad). We’ll take a vote during the show on which host’s hair is best. Winner will give tips on cultivation, styling, and products.
HAH! What rules?!
Then step up and apply! We’re still looking for a few brave souls. If you’ve got a pulse, you’re qualified. Go here and apply directly to the PJSaltan of Stream PAX East 2017 Competitor Auditions by March 4, 2017. Click More for that option to see entry details.
Tldr; You gotta make a video. Minimum 2 minutes in length. You know what, just go read the application info.
How do you watch? The real question is how don’t you watch? Be there in person; tap that app on your iOS or Android mobile device; open your world wide web browser; or enjoy from your favorite TV device: Chromecast, FireTV, Roku, Xbox, and PlayStation. You won’t be able to get away from it. We won’t let you.
It would be really, really a not smart idea to miss this! Believe me!
Look at what we did in 2016. Check the millions of people in attendance. MILLIONS. Bigliest crowds ever. (That is what people are telling me.)