Jul 17, 2013

The Greatest Hits of GQ

The Great GQ has always been a favorite among the Twitch community, and for more than two years he’s hosted a weekly event dedicated to Super Mario Kart. Each and every Thursday, without fail, GQ arms himself with his Nintendo-based weapon of choice and proceeds to torture himself for your amusement.

You see, despite playing Super Mario Kart for countless hours, GQ’s battle is not against the viewers he invites to play with him, but against the hand of fate itself. Somewhere, in the nether of time, there is a vast, if not cosmic conspiracy that plots against him. See what we mean in these choice GQ highlights:

Even when equipped with infinite turbo boosts, GQ can’t seem to get a win.

Or stay in his chair, for that matter.

It doesn’t help that his friends conspire against him in his pursuit of victory.

Some people joke that Steam Sales are evil.. but do they cost you games of Mario Kart?

GQ’s bad luck transcends time and space. Somewhere in this vast galaxy, an evil deity is at play.

He’s been at it for more than two years now. We dug deep into the Twitch archive to find this gem.

Yet, his spirit has never wavered. Each win, as rare as they may be, is like a birthday, christmas, and a midnight launch all rolled into one.

Be sure to follow The Great GQ and tune into his Super Mario Kart streams each and every Thursday.

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